• Period: You want cookies
• Period: You want to fuck
• Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
• Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
• Period: Kill them.
• Period: Kill them too.
• Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
• Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
• Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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